She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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