Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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