We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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