And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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