Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
