I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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