It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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