wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
