Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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