Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you didnt know i had herpes?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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