Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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