The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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