i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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