My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Randomize
