The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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