haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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