great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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