Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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