have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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