omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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