you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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