its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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