he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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