fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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