There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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