Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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