I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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