i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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