Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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