suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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