Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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