It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i think my mom watched the whole time
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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