Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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