My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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