I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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