her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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