so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
pray to the hookup gods
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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