I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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