Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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