The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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