dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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