he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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