love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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