nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We left an ass print on the piano.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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