did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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