That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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