were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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