just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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