im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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