She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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